Hello internet!

"Helloooo?"



Long pause.



"Hellllllooooooo?"



Wind whistles audibly.



"Red, no one will respond immediately, it's not like a chatroom."



"Oh" Pause. "So, when will they respond, cowboy? Should I, like, check back tomorrow?"



"Probably better than standing around, calling out into cyber space and expecting comments straight away."



Sigh. "Ok, Cowboy, maybe I'll just hang around a little while longer. It's sort of cosy in cyberspace. Can you just pop the kettle on on the way to give Champ his bath?"

Red snuggles down, waiting for some action.